10 lies girls tell themselves about makeup

warning: these are all things that you should not be attempting at home - it won’t work and you will look like someone threw the joker, sharpay, and miranda sings into a blender and created you

1. maybe this time—this time—the smokey eye will work for me (spoiler alert: it won’t. not now, not ever)

2. it’ll be totally fine if i leave this on overnight…..or not

3. winged eyeliner is totally possible, just watch a youtube video or two and i’ve got this

4. i can do this in the car, no problem

5. oops, i don’t have a mirror…oh well, it’ll be fine

6. i’m going to attempt the adele-makeup-look and i’m going to crush it

7. i’ve been wearing this makeup for three days in a row and aINT NOTHING GONNA MAKE ME TAKE IT OFF NOW

8. if i open my mouth while i do my mascara it will make everything 10000000000% better 

no

not true

you look like a frog

shall i empty a jar of flies in there while you’re at it?

9. if i just colour in my eyebrows a little bit…a little bit more….more…yeah, there…i’ll be able to do that eyebrow raise that looks killer on all those people but me

it does nothing of the sort

it makes you look like a flirting psychopath on the hunt for blood

just no

don’t do it

this has nothing to do with makeup actually

just don’t wiggle the eyebrow at all

10. so i saw this tutorial about how to make your lips look fuller by using lip liner, and i’m gonna do it and it will look good